sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

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mrbroccoli-blainers:

pull-the-triggerr:

psychologicalsock:

kiss-my-sassyness:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN!

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iamtheseeker:

So, yeah, Tesco tweeted me asking to bring them some doughnuts from their own store.

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hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

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jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

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